I want to open this post by saying every day I am grateful. I am grateful that I live in a country that is not as affected by Covid -19 as many countries in Europe and of course the United States. Our “Lockdown” is the lockdown you have when you aren’t having a lockdown. I still get to go to work every day and I can leave the house to exercise. Consequently my answers to the questions may not be what some people expect.
Before you go any further this post comes with an official rant warning,
1. As the world deals with covid-19, are you masturbating more?
The last two weeks for me have been Easter break. I have not been able to do any socialising other than on the internet and within the people who live in my house. But in all honesty it has been the perfect break for an introvert. I have pottered around my house, done sewing, cooked healthy delicious meals for my family and felt myself strengthen. I haven’t really masturbated more than I would normally as to me things don’t feel very different.
2. With stay-at-home orders and lock-downs, are you able to have more kinky fun at home?
I live with my husband, two grown up children and my parents in law. Kinky fun does not happen in our house. Sex yes but it is muted and restrained. We are fortunate that we have a commercial building that has a room we have fitted out for fun times. We have visited there a couple of times.
3. Do you think you are watching more porn since you are home more?
I am not s fan of porn. It seems fake and I would much rather watch real people have sex in real life. Or better still be part of a real life porn scene.
4. Fill in the blank. “I am so sick of _____ .”
About three weeks ago when case numbers were increasing here and school was in the second last week of term, talk amongst students and their parents was about “When is the government going to close schools?” Large numbers of students stopped coming to school for no really good reason and eventually the government caved and closed schools. Yesterday, despite the number of new cases declining significantly, it was announced that after the Easter break learning will be delivered remotely via the internet.
Parents, after dealing with their kids, who have not been able to go anywhere or do anything for three weeks are not happy. I am sick of hearing the news referring to the situation as “home schooling”. For the record home schooling is when the parent takes responsibility for deciding what and how their children learn. They come up with resources and activities. Downloading work and supervising and helping their children complete activities that another TEACHER prepared is NOT home schooling.
Also, while we are on the subject, what the actual F is it with letting your child skip school when it makes you look like the fun parent, and then complain that you can’t send them back when it suits you? I am an educator, not a freaking baby sitter.
5. If this is your first time having an outside job with which you are now working from home, do you think you are more productive now versus when you were at the office?
Despite my students not being at school I will still be at school on Monday after the break is finished along with most of our teachers. Of course like all teachers I am working at home during my holidays. I will say that I feel I get more done at school than at home. There are fewer distractions.
Bonus: Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)
I think when. I really like to have a schedule. It messes with my head when I don’t so knowing when I am going to die would be great!
Bonus bonus: There is just not enough sexy in the world right now so I feel you all need to see some boobs.
This post is for TMI Tuesday. To see who else is being wicked during the lockdown head on over and check it out.