1 Would you rather go on holidays to the beach with no bathers or in the mountains with no jacket?
I did mostly write the questions this week but I never really consider the answers when I do that. There are some obvious loopholes here. Nude beach is fun, as long as everyone else with you is nude which isn’t the case in most places. Mountains can be comfortable without a jacket as long as the weather is agreeable and there is good shelter with a fire at night. But if I had to choose which one I would risk I am going with beach and no bathers. At a pinch I could go swimming in my undies right? They would cover more than swimmers most of the time.
2 Would you rather not be able to eat chocolate for a year or have to eat your least favourite vegetable every day for a month?
I am in a phase of trying to eat more whole plants and less processed foods. It is a process and some days go better than others. I really don’t like Kale. Although I am OK with its cousins, cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower. Could I eat it every day? Maybe. I think it would be better than a year without chocolate.
3 Would you rather only be able to have sex for five minute increments on any given day or only be able to have sex for five hour increments for the rest of your life?
Five hours is a long time to have sex. Although I have done it. Most of my play sessions last between 2 and 3 hours but they are becoming fewer and further between these days. If it was only for a year I would choose five minutes at a time. But my partner better be around every day!
4 Would you rather not be allowed to touch your partner’s genitals except with your own or have the reverse applied to them?
I love touching a man’s cock with my fingers, my mouth, my breasts and my feet if the situation calls for it. I don’t think I could do with out that.
5 Would you rather go on a hike barefooted or spend the day at a water park fully clothed?
A couple of years ago we spent a few days on a yacht in the Whitsunday Islands. During our trip we hiked up a relatively large mountain. Mr Jones and I were wearing beach shoes which really are not proper shoes and definitely not suitable for hiking. The Unicorn was with us and she hiked barefoot, much to the amazement of anyone we met along the track! Given that experience I am going to go with clothes at a water park. Who says I have to get them wet!
Bonus: Would you rather receive an alert every time your parents have sex or have your kids alerted every time YOU have sex?
I have a feeling that our kids know when we have sex most of the time. Given that we are very bad at closing the bedroom door and they insist on living here! It embarrasses them more than us probably. The Unicorn is very aware of Mr Jones’ and my lifestyle and so knows where we go and why I own so much sexy gear. So they can know when we have sex. We are modelling a healthy relationship.
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