Disclaimer: I may or may not be a little angry with the world and some of my answers may come across as a bit rant like.
1. What’s for breakfast?
Baked beans with cheese and bacon roll. If I had more time it would also include a poached egg. Sadly Mr Jones bought BBQ flavoured baked beans instead of tomato. I will forgive him… once.
2. Three words you don’t want to hear during sex.
What’s for dinner.
Especially if it isn’t the person you are fucking who is asking the question.
3. Stupid shit you shouldn’t do but do anyway. List two.
Put pins in my mouth while I am sewing.
Post pictures of my boobs on the internet. We try to discourage teenagers from this kind of behaviour and then go and do it ourselves (who am I kidding? Other teachers don’t do this stuff).
4. One thing you love to hate.
Pious, white, middle aged men.
For added fun I like to imagine tying them up and belting their pasty white arses!
5. Today is a great day for _____ .
Changing the world by inspiring a student. I have been assured by multiple people that some of my students are glad to have me back in their lives. I have yet to have a student tell me this though.
It doesn’t stop me from trying.