1. What keeps your life exciting?
Having a million things happening and a lot of interests. I just watched an episode of Big Bang Theory where Penny is envious of how many things Leonard gets excited about. It made me realise that like many things in life there are those who do stuff and those who watch. I am a do-er. If I don’t have something to do I feel a bit lost.
2. What is something you do to embrace your insecurities?
I think I have mentioned my Pole Fitness habit. If anything is going to make you feel insecure prancing around in tiny pants trying to do mind bending things on a vertical piece of brass will do it.
3. Where do you find joy on the internet?
The internet is for porn and misinformation. I would rather be making content than consuming it and I would hate to think I make the kind of content that people consume these days. I do like posting images of my boobs though.
4. There is going to be an exhibition in your honor. What 5 things from your life must go on display? Why those particular pieces?
My boobs, because they are something a like to show off and they are hot
My arse, because it too is hot
My lasagne, because it is legendary
My sewing machine because I spend many hours at it and great things come out of it.
Finally my Coca Cola cake. Because how does one explain the way Coca Cola can make a fudge deliciously moist chocolate cake.
5. I do not want to do _____ . Please do not make me _____ .
I do not want to: Be in the middle of a conflict between two people I am “friends” with
Please don’t make me; be in a social situation where they are both present and I feel like both of them are asking me to choose.
There are days when conversations with my cat are more intelligent than some of the rubbish that comes out of people’s mouths.