TMI Tuesday – Where is My Vibrator

It is TMI Tuesday time. That day of the week when you just don’t know what you are going to get.

1. What is the most ambitious work you’ve done in the past five years?

Teaching teenagers. One of the most frustrating, thankless tasks in the world. It is very difficult to teach a human who knows so much!!!

2. What is the biggest risk you’ve taken in your life?

Investing the same amount of money it takes to buy a house, in a yacht, taking unpaid leave from my job and sailing away with Mr Jones for six months.

3. What do you do when no one is watching?

Masturbate. There is something about having an empty house that just makes self pleasure so much better.

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4. How do you get attention?

As a wife: Say “You aren’t listening” Mr Jones has learned that the unspoken meaning of that is “Your opinion isn’t the only one here and you need to stop listening to your own voice”

As a mother say: “I’m starting to get annoyed,” I am a tolerant and reserved person but when I have had enough I have had enough. Often there is no outward sign of

5. Who do you stalk on the internet?

Occasionally people from my past but no one really. I just don’t see the point.

Bonus: What did you watch last night?

I watched Mr Jones wash the dishes and condensation form on the ceiling. Life on a yacht when it is cold and rainy is very exciting.

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