1. When was the last time you Ate Vanilla Slice ? (Now answer your question).
It has been a couple of weeks. I do love a good vanilla slice. Recently I shared one with a Twitter follower. This innocent coffee morning turned into an unexpected embrace and kiss in the carpark and some “relax time” together. I have enjoyed my time with him since then.
2. I’m bored, what should I do?
Only boring people get bored. So get your shit together and find something to entertain yourself or I will give you a menial task like cleaning the bathroom or re-folding the contents of my linen closet.
3. Who is the smartest person you know? Why do you say this?
The pharmacist is a pretty smart guy. He is fond of a pun and also a corny one liner. But in all seriousness the amount of random information he spouts blows my mind sometimes. I am grateful it is usually stuff I am interested in like biology and stuff. I am glad it isn’t physics or politics.
4. Are you awesome?
Of course! My list of talents is long but includes giving amazing blow jobs and being a firecracker in bed. Plus I have awesome boobs and an amazing arse. I am the complete package!
5. If you could take any reality show off the air, which one would it be?
All of them! Life is too short to spend much of it watching other people in contrived “reality” situations. Get out there and live people!
Bonus: After making a claim like the one above I guess I have to prove my point.