No it isn’t Straight

Mr Jones is particular about getting things straight. Hanging pictures, placing furniture, planting trees. It has to be straight and symmetrical. Sometimes his obsession is a little frustration.

The screen on the camera we use for our outdoor photos is sometimes difficult to see when framing shots so we take a bit of a scatter gun approach. Take lots and delete the really bad ones. When we took this image on the top of a magnificent yellow/ orange sand dune with the sun reflecting off the water below it was a case of point and shoot and hope for the best. When I showed him what I had chosen for this week’s Sinful Sunday he asked “Can you straighten it?”

No Jake Jones I cannot. I like it like this.

Saturday Sex Interview – Trial by Fire

This is the second set of questions that was published in Your Sex Interview and follows on from last week’s initial interview. You can read Firsts here

Question 1: What is something you desire sexually that you will not tell your significant other? (if you’re single, what would you not tell your next partner?)

I can’t think of anything that I won’t tell Mr Jones eventually. Sometimes I find it difficult to express what I want in words but it does eventually come out. Strangely I find it easier to discuss sexual fantasies when I am actually having sex. In between discussing groceries and work schedules I really struggle.

Question 2: What is something a lover often did/does that you didn’t/don’t really like, but you didn’t have the heart to tell them it didn’t do it for you as much as they thought?

Early in our marriage I really struggled with a lot of things sexually. Despite my idea that I was sexually open I guess I had a very fixed mindset about certain things. Mr Jones is not really into lacy lingerie and often requested me to wear other clothing that he found arousing. It made me feel weird to wear it and I resisted. It caused a lot of tension but over the years I have relaxed about it. It isn’t really my thing but wearing something that turns him on is arousing to me because he enjoys it.

Question 3: What is the most embarrassing thing that you have thought about while masturbating lately? (the last month or two)

I am not a huge watcher of porn but what I do watch when I am masturbating is men masturbating. I love watching a man pleasure himself. Through a Twitter follower I have discovered a website that features people livestreaming themselves masturbating and having sex. (The internet really is for porn!). The male channel is of course overrun with gay men. I am definitely in the minority.

Recently I branched out to watching gay couples and trios playing together. I am not embarrassed by this exactly but I do feel like it is a bit weird.

Question 4: What do you think is the hottest thing about you, or the hottest thing that you do from the perspective of those who have sex with you? (bonus: include the 2 or 3 hottest things)

So the thing that seems to get most guys going is the squirting thing. I have posted about squirting a few times on my page. It took me a long time to go from being curious to being a virtual “ridiculous” fountain. Men love it! One of the sexiest memories was the first encounter with JB. After getting comfortable touching me and being naked with a couple he asked me shyly if I would squirt on his face. It was so beautiful and made him so happy.

I frequently get complimented on both my breasts and my arse. Looking at your own arse is hard and I don’t see the attraction myself but hey if you like looking I am gonna show you.

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Question 5: What is something that you would do if it was more acceptable and nobody would mind or judge you for?

Be more open about my lifestyle. I think a lot of people want to know about what happens in open relationships but they don’t know who and what to ask. It also frightens me how many people have misconceptions about anything except lights off missionary position sex.

TMI Tuesday – Socially Distant Edition #3

I wrote the initial responses to the questions after an 11 hour work day. Teaching right now is very very challenging. I have not worked on preparing lessons so much since I was a first year teacher. Being older and wiser means I am even more conscious of the quality of my teaching. That just makes me push harder and, well, let’s just say I am tired.

Wisely I decided to review this after some sleep before I posted. So I will keep the original answers and add some “morning after” notes.

1. So, what’s your typical work uniform if you are working from home?

I wish I was working from home! Right now I would love to be home all day,

in my pyjamas,

eating chocolate.

At the time when I wrote this I was in my pyjamas eating chocolate. It was a great way to be. But honestly I have face to face time with my students every lesson so pyjamas is probably not a good idea.

2. Are you eating more _____ under coronavirus lock-down or self-quarantine? (choose all that apply)
a. prepared foods
b. fresh produce
c. frozen food (veggies, entrees, pizzas, etc.)
d. snacks foods (cookies, cakes, ice cream, chips, crackers, candy, etc.)
d. homemade soups, stews, casseroles
e. I’m just eating more…everything.

As I have kind of explained in my Food 4 Thought post last week I am not really in what the rest of the world knows as lockdown.

Having said that we have just had two weeks of Easter holidays during which I ate a lot of: b. Fresh produce and d. Home made soups, stews and casseroles.

This was followed by two weeks of introduction to online teaching during which I have eaten a bunch of d. Snack foods in particular, chocolate and cookies.

Being kinder to myself I am eating a bit of chocolate at the moment but it is actually Easter remains. I am not actively buying extra. But in a week or so when the Easter chocolate is gone? Hopefully then we will be back to regular classes.

3. What are you planning to do?

Tonight; finish this blog and then go to bed.

Today conquer the education world with spectacularly designed lessons.

4. Picked up any new hobbies lately?

Not really. I have revisited an old hobby that I haven’t had a lot of time to work on though. During the recent Easter break I made my daughter a brand new dress.

I also have a pending dress that is made from the same fabric. I had a calculation error and bought wayyyyyy too much.

5. Would you rather be compelled to high five everyone you meet or be compelled to give wedgies to anyone in a green shirt?

I am going to go with high fives. No one should ever be subjected to wedgies.

Bonus: Would you rather live in virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything? A god in the machine or a ghost in the real world.

I am already a goddess! So I am going with the virtual option. At least I get to control my environment,

Bonus Bonus:

Someone told me this week they thought my butt was the eighth wonder of the world. So behold the eighth wonder of the world

This post is part of TMI Tuesday. For more weirdness, sexiness and just plain excellence. Check it out here