Saturday Sex Interview #5 – Turn Us On

Ok so it isn’t Saturday but you get the picture

Question 1: Describe something sexy that turned you on like crazy? 

I have blogged before about this quite a few times. One of the things that I find sexy as fuck is the thought of a man wearing and being turned on by wearing my underwear. I don’t really want to see him parading around in front of me wearing it but seeing images of him wearing my underwear at work or in a vanilla setting amongst unsuspecting people is sexy as hell. 

Question 2: If the reader was right in front of you right now, and you had to turn them on to save your life – you have five minutes to do so – what would you do? 

It probably sounds very cliche but, oral sex. At the risk of sounding egotistical I am excellent at it on both men and women.

If my reader was a man I would start by opening his pants to reveal his cock, slowly but looking him in the eye, then I would take his whole cock into my mouth even if it was soft and hold it there while I stroked it with my tongue. The whole time I would look him in the eye while his cock grew inside my mouth. As he grew I would release him slowly and then spend some time getting his head nice and wet while teasing the ridge under his glans and watching his face, before taking as much of his length as I could, right to the back of my throat. 

If my reader was a woman I would press my body against hers and kiss her softly before slipping my hand inside her shirt to fondle her breasts, gently at first but more firmly as she likes. Then I would push her down and lift her skirt. I would press my thumb against her vulva through her panties and tease her a little before removing her panties. I would make sure my finger is nice and wet and stroke her gently, teasing her open before I work my tongue around her folds. Only when she is gasping would I put my lips around her clit and suck gently while sliding one or two fingers inside her. 

Question 3: Reverse it – what could the reader do to most turn you on in 5 minutes.

Hold me close with his arms around me. Whisper to me what he wants to do to me. Kiss me on the neck. put his hands on my breasts and gently squeeze my nipples before putting them in his mouth. 

Then slowly take my clothes off and lay me down with my legs spread waiting for him to take his pleasure. 

Question 4: Short answer the following about right now:

  • Horny: A little, writing sexy stuff always makes me a little horny but I was worked over by some sexy men yesterday so that has taken the edge off
  • Wearing: Standard weekend wear, jeans, t-shirt a hoodie and flip flops. Not especially sexy.
  • Location: At my desk in the corner of the open plan living area. There is close to zero privacy in my house. If you think living with young children kills your privacy, wait until you have teenagers or young adults. 
  • Masturbate today; Probably not. My pussy needs a rest day. 
  • Sex today; Despite my answer to the above sex is definitely on the cards. Mr Jones has a nice little souvenir that I brought home for him yesterday that might get things happening
  • Happy, sad, neutral, lonely or depressed: I am going to go with neutral. A lot of stuff happened yesterday, some planned and a lot unplanned. I am processing all of this stimulation. 

Question 5: Tell us a naughty secret that will turn us on, your choice. 

Sometime this week a man is going to be wearing a pair of red nylon underwear that is covered with my juice and his pre-cum. He will be sending me pictures of him wearing them while he is at work. I will be reciprocating. 

Saturday Sex Interview – Firsts

I have made a couple of posts featuring questions from Your Sex Interview. For personal reasons the blogger has made his blog private so cannot link it here but I love the intimate, far reaching style of the questions. He has put together some sets of questions that I thought would be fun to share with you here. So here goes set 1 – Firsts.

Question 1: Describe the first time you experienced an orgasm with another person? (could be any kind of contact not necessarily intercourse)

Sadly I my first orgasm seems to be buried in the depths of my past and does not resonate in my mind as a life changing experience. I learned to masturbate when I was relatively young. I struggled to communicate my desires and what makes me tic to many, many lovers including Mr Jones. So often my best and most resonating orgasms have been self assisted.

I do remember well the first time that Mr Jones and I had sex. In those days I was still governed by some sense of catholic morality and had deemed that we would not have sex until we had been together for a while, I think initially I wanted to wait for a month. My resolve crumbled. We had been somewhere, perhaps overnight camping, I don’t remember but I do remember being together in his room and his cock entering me for the first time. I loved his cock from the first time I saw it, so beautiful. I remember having an orgasm simply from being penetrated. It was un heard of for me.

That fuck and that orgasm sealed the deal for me. He was the one.

Question 2: Describe the time you first saw someone’s private parts? (in a romantic/sexual context)

In high school my boyfriend and I used to sneak into the squash courts to make out during lunch time. I was a boarder and so my socialising was extremely limited. We had very little opportunity to see each other outside of school. It was during these sessions that I reached my hand into a boy’s pants for the first time to feel and later see a real live penis. From memory it was not unattractive to me. It would be a couple of years before I put one in my mouth though.

That event did change my sexual identity.

Question 3: What would you watch first if you were given a magic video library that included videos of every sexual encounter of every living adult on earth? (who, what, where, when, who with, etc.)

I am not really in to watching porn. Watching actual people have actual sex in a live setting is more my scene. So the idea of watching a video of people having sex is not massively appealing. Having said that I do have a weakness for watching a man masturbate. If I could choose any video of any sexual act it would be to watch Johnny masturbate. Oh wait, I already have one of those videos. I guess I don’t need the library.

Question 4: First sexual word/phrase that enters your mind in response to the following prompts:

◦ Big: ?


◦ Hot: ?

Summer day, wearing a bikini

◦ Tempting: ?

Mmmmmm what I could do with that pretty cock.

◦ People might think I’m a perv if they knew:  ?

I like to surreptitiously look at the front of men’s pants and speculate about what is in there,

◦ I wish I could:  ?

Eat ice-cream every day without getting fat.

Question 5: What is the first thing you would say if your significant other sat you down and asked if one of their friends could join you both for a three way?

The three way thing is not a bother to me. My husband and I have had many of these and I throughly enjoyed all of them.

The problem with this scenario is my husband’s friends. I am not sure if I am up to have sex with most of them. To be perfectly honest I am not sure they could keep up with me!