TMI Tuesday – The Naked Edition

1. What do you wear to sleep in?

99% of the time I sleep naked. Only when it is unusually cold do I wear a long sleeved t-shirt to bed. For those of you in the Northern Hemisphere remember that houses in Australia typically don’t have any kind of heating installed so we rug up a bit more indoors when it is cold.

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Not as much as you would think. I still live with one of my children and my parents in law live in adjoining granny flat so covering up is kind of good manners.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

Fully naked no. Partially clothed, yes. I am perfectly comfortable to talk to “the public” in a t-shjirt and panties or even my underwear. If they want to turn up at my house unannounced then they have to be prepared to take what they get.

4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

That is a bit of a no-brainer. My boobs of course! Why? Because, in the words of a special person, “They are spectacular”

5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?

As much as possible! I was very proud of getting a great tan with no tan lines after six months at sea last year. I never bother to sunbathe unless topless at least.

6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

I have been to a few nude beaches and the beaches are usually quite spectacular. I do like baring all in the sun and nature. As explained above but the creepy middle aged men that seem to frequent these place can be intimidating and annoying. Plus, why deal with sand and inconvenience when you can sunbathe on a sand free deck with a refrigerator nearby when you need a snack or a drink?

7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

I once famously flashed my bare arse in a busy McDonalds on the way home from a night out. Mr Jones was turned on and highly amused. Since then we have taken a lot of nature shots in places where people might happen along.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

One of my favourite things to do. Mr Jones does enjoy them. Along with some other people who have been on the receiving end.

9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

Swimming naked in the ocean is an amazing feeling. If people want to join me they are more than welcome.

10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?

I am an exhibitionist yes. But I do enjoy looking at naked men. They don’t have to be buff. I love looking at naked arses of men and their dicks of course.

Bonus:  Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

100% yes. Sex in public a few times. Remind me sometime and I will tell you about it. Right now I need to get off this laptop and go to work

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