1. What did you have for breakfast?
Cornflakes, muslie, low fat youghurt and fresh paw paw (papaya). I really need to eat a good breakfast otherwise things don’t go well for the people around me. Having to deal with a classes of 12 to 14 year olds really requires good mental function and stamina. Not something you can achieve on an empty stomach.
2. What clothes did you put on?
Black trousers, long sleeved top and black boots. These knickers;
Much to the dissapointment of my students I chose not to wear my bright red fake Dr Martens.
3. What did you have for lunch?
Leftover chicken drumsticks and a ham, cheese and tomato sandwhich. I am trying to eliminate bread from my diet but it is proving a lot harder than I thought it would be.
4. What about dinner? What did you have? Who cooked it? Who did the dishes?
I had roast beef and gravy with boiled veg, corn on the cob, beans and home grown broccoli. I had a cook a thon on the weekend and cooked the roast then. Mr Jones put together the veg. I had an information evening at my son’s school and was late home. Normally I cook and he cleans. Last night he cooked and cleaned. He really is very helpful a lot of the time.
5. Did you, or are you going to, travel today? Where to? Car, bus, train or plane?
My travel consisted of the usual running around. Dropping kids at the bus, taking myself to work, picking said kids up and taking them to their after school function. I was living vicariously through Pet who was undertaking a three day road trip from the Sunshine Coast to Weipa which is a total distance of 2,400 km.
Mail? Who uses mail these days? The only actual mail I get is junk mail. Although I was preparing a pair of knickers to mail to someone. I haven’t actually put them in the envelope yet, does that count?
7. Did you send or get any interesting email?
I don’t check my personal email that often. Work wise an email was sent around regarding some proposed changes to scheduling for next year which has caused a huge amount of discussion.
8. Did you text or skype or use messenger, or other internet communications?
A couple of texts from Pet regarding his progress and a couple of Twitter messages regarding sale of knickers pretty standard stuff really.
9. Did you use the internet for sex, e.g. watch porn?
I actually don’t get a lot of down time in my day usually. With three other adults and two teenagers living in a four bedroom house the opportunity for that kind of privacy is extremely limited. I sometimes get more privacy at my desk in an open plan office than I do at home!!!!
Bonus: Did you get laid today?
See the answer to number 9. Combine that with the exhaustion that comes from being a super mother and a teacher of teenagers and sex is a luxury that is usually reserved for the weekend.