1. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or a gingerbread house?
In the story Hansel and Gretel manage to overpower the witch to escape. Plus who wouldn’t love to live in a house that is that tasty.
2. One practical use for your belly button is _____ .
As a shot glass. Having a very sexy cuban drinking cuban rum from my belly button was one of the sexiest things I have done.
3. Do you trust birds? If not, why not?
Our house is a place where birds seem to come when they have no home or have been rejected from their home. My rainbow lorikeet was re-homed with us when his original owner could no longer keep him. We have several chickens and geese that also came to us because their previous owners were not able to keep them. The most recent resident in our house is a darling little blue budgie who flew into our yard being attacked by other wild birds. Despite our efforts we could not find his owners. He has repaid our kindness by singing his little heart out every morning.
4. What’s wrong with you?
Way back when I turned 40 I was diagnosed with hypertension. At the time I felt cheated by my body and by the passing of time. A few months after my 50th birthday I was diagnosed with osteo arthritis, another disease of old age.
5. Would you rather be a millionaire but NOT have friends or family or be broke but have friends and family?
This seems like such a cliche choice. As much as I find people draining and sometimes downright annoying I would rather have special people than money.