1. It’s okay if you don’t wear any _____ .
Shoes if you are walking on the beach
Underwear if you are hoping to have sex
Pants if you are at home watching Netflix
2. What on earth are you here for?
To write rubbish that entertains all of you dirty fuckers. And to post the occasional pic of my boobs. Speaking of which
3. What has been the best day of your life?
The best day is any day that you are above the ground. Unless you are a miner, and then you might enjoy being under the ground. Or at the least know that you are not going to be there permanently.
4. Are you ordinary or extraordinary? Why?
I am fucking ridiculously extraordinary. Why? Because I can be ridiculous as described here, because I am the sexiest thing on the face of the planet as you can clearly see in the above shot. The thing that makes me the most extraordinary though is the fact that I am an excellent teacher who goes above and beyond for my students.
5. How do you want to be described by your friends?
Honest, kind, and thoughtful. Basically a decent human being
Bonus: After a breakup, would you rather be alone or surrounded by friends?
I haven’t actually had a “proper” breakup for over 20 years. That is how long Mr Jones and I have been together. During our journey into non-monogamy I have had a couple of relationships with men that have run a bit deeper than the standard meet for a fuck kind. This is something that you would expect. You can’t spend time with someone without developing some kind of connection.
That is the nature of this game. So, of course when these things end there is some level of pain, feeling of rejection, and general being bummed. It isn’t something you can deal with by sitting on the couch with your friend crying into a tub of ice – cream over. My way of dealing has been to get on with it.
It has worked for the most part. If I feel especially pissed off or they have been a particular twat I may put some words on these pages.
For the record my favourite ice cream is Vanilla but the expensive kind. My favourite chocolate is Cadbury Caramilk